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PIT

by Ape Shit

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1.
Banana Bud 02:41
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“Banana Bud” I am called the Swampland’s Reef Keeper This mire here is our stank place Each breath we draw fills us with reefer The finest strain known to our race In our bog, time’s stalled, yet they try to Interfere with this marsh, so pure Sacraments and rituals to the Swamp Gods mean our safety’s assured You shall not pass A thing but the grass, motherfucker! “Keeper of the Reef” is acceptable As well, if you like that more Banana Bud we smoke, it’s delectable There’s always more of it in store Take a hit! Don’t even act like you can’t! Just submit! Mortal, it’s but a plant! Hold it in! Let the Swamp consume you! Green, your skin! The Swamp now flows through you! The endless miles of thick swampland that constitute our island Will surely grant our primitive race epochs of asylum From the filth and the wretch of mankind and modernity And here we’ll stay, in this place, for the rest of green eternity This plant, the smoke of life For it, we sacrifice The gift of human blood Spilt for the divine Banana Bud! You shall not pass A thing but the grass Here I stand, the Swampland’s Reef Keeper This mire here, our sacred place Each breath we draw fills us with reefer The finest strain of any race Sacraments and rituals to the Swamp Gods mean YOU DIE!
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Cocaine Rollerderby 01:38
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“Cocaine Roller Derby” Grab your shit, we're going now Roller derby’s going down Fifteen miles to get uptown And we cannot be late In my bag, I’ve got a pound Of that white, no need to frown Hide that shit up in your gown You’re going as my date Snort a line and smoke some pot Pop the cap and take a shot Party in they parking lot I’m feeling fucking great Hope that we do not caught And waste the tickets that we bought One more line and then we’ll stop Then watch these fuckers skate Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine, fuck!! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine, ahh!! Put the rest down on the tongue Till that fucking shit goes numb Killing a whole pound was dumb But I feel fucking nice Passed security, we’re in Keep a look out for my friends So the party can begin Let’s start this fucking night Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine, fuck!! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine, ahh!! This event is getting me so goddamn hype, I’m ready to Pick another fucking fight, this is The best thing that’s happened to me in my life, so let’s Hit the bathroom for another line Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine ROLLER DERBY! Cocaine, YEAH!!
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Not For Human Consumption 02:07
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“Not For Human Consumption” Not for human consumption This vile fluid production Yet we need it just to function Release! The juice! It flows! Profuse! Just one taste will make you a believer Beau ful form, delicate features Not for human scum, what have we become? Once she pulls you in, you can never leave her Release! The juice! It flows! Profuse! Not fit for human masses Yet an eager horde advances But not one soul will make it past us Release! The flood! Release! Their blood! Gates rise when I motion with my hand They die as a consequence of my command The toll will be great, the lives we negate A message to those coveting our hallowed land We feel it in our bones, we never will be free again She constricts us in her arms, we submit till the end She flows through our veins A tenuous existence permeates Yet she keeps us here, right in our place Right in our place!
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Slingdinger 03:11
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“Slingdinger” 3am! Party happenin’ down the street I walk right in! There’s no need to be discreet I’m looking for a hole to fuck Buttcheeks on which to slap nuts I’m out of shape and drink too much But as long as I can get it up, I’ll Sling my dick! At everything thing I see, I’ll Sling my dick! Don’t you fucking judge me Sling my dick! I’m such a filthy boy, I’ll Sling my dick! My load’s ready to deploy I don’t dance! And I don’t want to fucking chat In your pants! I know that’s where your butthole’s at You ask me how my night has been But I am so disinterested You don’t realize, but deep within You long to fuck a simian Sling my dick! Every which way but loose, I’ll Sling my dick! At every pair of boobs Sling my dick! Now, your a en on, please! Sling my dick! It dangles gently to my knees, so Turn your eyes to me I'm as exposed as can be The crowd gathers to see, and soon we’ll Have us an orgy Oh, just you wait! Now shhh... Now, turn your eyes to me Just as exposed as I can be I get off on your expression As you behold my proud erection Oh, looky here! Sling my dick! In the name of every ape, I’ll Sling my dick! Each human asshole, wide agape Sling my dick! For all my apes who passed, I’ll Sling my dick! Into every human ass Sling! Dick!
5.
Plan B 02:55
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“Plan B” Drunk at dawn with an empty cup Everybody’s asleep, but we're still up Maybe this is fate, maybe it’s luck But what a coincidence, my zipper’s undone I’ve been at this all morning I still can’t tell if you want me Feeling so impatient now I’ll have to force conversation somehow I’ll just say what comes to mind Won’t be my first time being declined So fuck it, here it goes! 1, 2, 3, 4! Breath smells like shit, but really, who cares? I can just cover it while complimenting your hair Then reality hits, my mouth’s agape What the fuck would you ever want with an ape? I’ve been standing still too long And I’m confident hope’s gone But before I turn to walk away You open your mouth and I hear you say: “Keep this between us, but I’ve got a thing For sexy ass apes who know how to sling ding You look like a fuckin’ ape who knows how to sling ding!” I am! What are the odds?! Now I’ve got my Confidence back, I needed that See, there’s nothing like a human's ass in your lap From mighty peaks to lowly swamps To random house parties, in search of donk, ha! One more time now! Don’t care what species you’re from If there’s an orifice, we’ll fuck it full of cum We don’t care if you don’t have a pulse Even if you’re dead, we’ll give you a poke But I can say without reserve That living humans are highly preferred My compliments, you were the best Call the apes Who wants to go next?
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Shit That Matters 07:26
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“Shit That Matters” War on drugs, homicide, refugees, communists Syria, STDs, birth control, terrorists Russians killing journalists, GMOs, feminists Tax brackets are fucking hard, Mexicans work in my yard Science shit, apple trees, Isaac Newton, gravity Inflation, gun control, police state, glory holes Stocks are through the fucking roof, popemobile is bulletproof Hillary, Benghazi, Tea Party, neo-Nazis Banks! Sigmund Freud, Rosa Parks, bearded bass players that bark Down’s Syndrome, atom bombs, climate change, Vietnam Gay marriage, gay marriage, gay marriage, gay marriage Abortions, abortions, abortions, gay marriage NRA, CIA, FDA, GOP FCC, IEDs, DTF, CDC We killed all the polar bears, drones are flying in the air Atheism on the rise, Nick likes to have sex with guys Space! I stay open to opposing points of view CNN, CBS, Weather Channel, Fox News Find no humor in political cartoons That shit’s not fucking funny! Don’t tread on me! A long life, sexy kids, obese wife, saggy tits Kanye West, Shepard Smith, Rascal Flatts, Taylor Swift I read blogs and newspapers, always tip restaurant waiters Burberry and Versace, VH1 and MTV ThighMaster, classic plays, Proactiv, fish fillets Morrissey, free the gays, naked dudes, hairy legs WikiLeaks, station wagons, Blake Judd is still chasing dragons Donald Trump... never mind I stay open to opposing points of view CNN, CBS, Weather Channel, Fox News Find no humor in political cartoons It’s still not fucking funny! Land of the free!

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A labor of love culminating from tireless effort and relentless weiner whackin', resulting in this surprisingly accurate representation of our time together.

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released February 20, 2018

Vocals: Chauncey, the Churlish Chimp Champ
Guitars: Gordo del Gordo + Reginald "Stan-Stan" Bananasan, the Banana Man
Bass: Orangudank McTang
Drums: Caesar Saladus

Featuring: Nicolas Caged Ape, Aaron "Sewer Comet" Moormoset, Banannah Fartz, Patty McGrossApe, Oranguteen, The Devishly Handsome Cheekbonobo Jones

Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Andrew Garrett / Flop House Productions

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From Swamp Mountain, with love.

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